

Recap-rant of Breaking DawnBreaking Dawn: the fanfictioning.Recap-rant of Breaking Dawn
So weve made it to the end of Twilight. Its been a long and tiring journey full of fail and loves that have never loved before. And *SPARKLES.* We only have to trudge through Breaking Fail. Now this book is the epitome of fail. I fear that I may not make it through. If I dont, please remember me for who I was. The woman that recapped all the books for you and died doing so, so you wont have to.
So lets go back for a second to remember times past. Insert wavy lines here for flashback effects.
Twilight: Bell
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Because without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet.
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Grimmjow Jagerjaques Grimmjow Jagerjaques, GRIMMJOW JAGERJAQUES!
-he appears-
WTF! Do you NEED!
Me: I wanna CupCake! ^w^
Grimmy: NO!
ME: BUUUT GRIMMJOW!
Grimmy: -sighs- FINE! -makes a cupcake-
Me:
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"I'm like a walking mountain, ready to smash some shit." ~My sister.
"I'm not interested in reading about someone who's so perfect it hurts. Work for your god damn happy ending."
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Time will never stop for you.
So make the best of what you can
and live your life to the fullest.
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Grimmjow Jagerjaques Grimmjow Jagerjaques, GRIMMJOW JAGERJAQUES!
-he appears-
WTF! Do you NEED!
Me: I wanna CupCake! ^w^
Grimmy: NO!
ME: BUUUT GRIMMJOW!
Grimmy: -sighs- FINE! -makes a cupcake-
Me:
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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave them wondering how you did it.
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Grimmjow Jagerjaques Grimmjow Jagerjaques, GRIMMJOW JAGERJAQUES!
-he appears-
WTF! Do you NEED!
Me: I wanna CupCake! ^w^
Grimmy: NO!
ME: BUUUT GRIMMJOW!
Grimmy: -sighs- FINE! -makes a cupcake-
Me:
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